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Auto Soccer Assault at Irwindale

Posted by Mike Bumbeck On May - 4 - 2010

auto-soccer-lead1Start with a bunch of demolition derby-spec cars and station wagons. Add a 400-pound steel ball that was at one time a propane tank. Combine the two with the world’s most popular sport and you have Auto Soccer at Irwindale Speedway. Robert Rice hatched the idea to meld the previously disparate worlds of Demolition Derby and Soccer together about three years ago. “We used to play at Saugus with a 1000-pound ball. It was eight feet tall. It was an old water buoy. We brought it here to try it, and they’ve liked it ever since,” said Rice. Unlike actual soccer, this automotive version is a full-contact sport. With Led Zeppelin’s When the Levee Breaks crackling through the loudspeakers after a blistering infield session of Figure-8 racing, it was time to cap off the evening of action with the mechanical mayhem that is Auto Soccer.


After a short practice session for new players, the Jan’s Towing and Pick Your Part teams staged in their machines and the the game was on. Just like actual soccer, Auto Soccer involves getting ball through a set of goals at either end of the field. The goal posts were two sets of white painted rubber tractor tires at either end of the track infield. Did we mention the ball is steel and weighs 400 pounds? All bedlam broke out from the beginning, but it was soon clear the Pick Your Part team had the advantage. Victory to El Pulpo! While Noberto Longo and Andrés Cantor have moved onto the great commentator skybox, maybe the Auto Soccer guys can get Tony Tirado to call the action, and conjur the famous extended GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL through loudspeakers every time a ’70s Lincoln LTD or Chevy Caprice knocks the 400-pound steel soccer ball airborne through the tractor tires.

Toyota Speedway at Irwindale features racing nearly every weekend , an 1/8 mile drag strip and King Taco. Support your local Speedway!

Auto Soccer Mayhem at Irwindale Speedway

6 Responses

  1. Brian Driggs Said,

    What a way to play the game. So now we have football, American football, and whatever it is that all those musclebound primadonnas in their elaborate protective gear play on Monday nights here in the States. You know, that game with all the commentator blather and ridiculous computerized dancing transformer thing on the TV. ;)

    Looks like an awesome time, Mike. More ‘metal’ than Top Gear’s plastic econobox football with the inflatable ball a few years back. I can only imagine the slide tackles on that field.

    Posted on May 5th, 2010 at 9:13 am

  2. Gökhan Said,

    That’s fantastic idea. Very good.

    Posted on May 8th, 2010 at 10:05 am

  3. Hellfish Racing Said,

    Mike, looks like a great time. Sorry i missed it. Good to meet you at ramen with Jonny and Damon. Did you make it out to Toyotafest? -Dang.

    Posted on May 9th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

  4. Auto Soccer : clusterflock Said,

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    Posted on May 10th, 2010 at 8:03 am

  5. Stephen Russell Said,

    Expand this to nationwide sites and use USED exotics or kit cars and/or old PD squad cars, hearses, etc. Adapt front end to catch & toss ball. Market via Knight Rider Mustang from 2008 TV show. Bring this to Hawaii, Las Vegas (alone$$$$$), Wash DC, MA, NYC, Detroit, New Mex, TX, EU, Australia. Have a franchise for amateur drivers in this. Host games in SpeedChannel or G4, ESPN, Fox Sports.

    Cars Id like to see in Game:

    Ferrari
    Benz
    Audi
    Rolls Royce
    Cadillac
    Lincoln
    Porsche
    Nissan
    Lexus
    BMW
    VW
    Hyundai
    Pontiac
    Oldsmobile.
    Lambo?

    1980-2004? 2004-07?

    Make ball modified IE Vette vs. Viper to catch & toss ball but won’t ruin car.

    Add this a NASCAR race event, pre race.

    Wild.

    Or Le Mans Race, France.

    Posted on May 11th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

  6. Auto Transport Said,

    Awesome. All it needs now is Cars as the audience rioting and crashing into each other.

    Posted on May 26th, 2010 at 10:34 pm

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